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Calm -> RE: Clerics issue Fatwah against carp! (7/22/2007 3:28:31 PM)

one of them



YellowSunshine -> RE: Clerics issue Fatwah against carp! (7/22/2007 8:01:07 PM)

Calm for [:(] crying out loud, haven't u noticed many of us have spelling and grammar issues.  Perhap u have misread LoB's post?  Perhaps he was having a rough day and miswrote what he actually meant?  Happens to the best of us at x's.  For [:(], he even mispelled wine and put whine.  Give the Dude a break.

Oh yes, where is S and Q?  Also, has Mout A. been posting recently?  Haven't read through all this, tomorrow will search more.

Was wanting to fish today, NOT for CRap either.

Did receive some of that though as an unwanted gift.

Threw it in the trash where IT belongs!!!



RideUmCowboy -> RE: Clerics issue Fatwah against carp! (7/23/2007 7:02:21 AM)

I do not undersand on why their is post s about fish on this site?  anyway i tried to fish early this morning and thought since im new you people would like to no my story.  

lEctricity is a issue in this world right?  i am aware so tried to turn off the lights becuase no body was home in my big white house in usa.  but could nuts so went fishin the lights was on in no body is home.  oh well. 

then i got to the pier to fish with my boat in my poaa.  the oar dropped in the woter and i was MAD!!!  oh well.  so i had one oar in the water.  oh well, i tried to get the job done any how it took.

no fish today.  oh well.



tigris81 -> RE: Clerics issue Fatwah against carp! (7/23/2007 7:35:39 AM)

I think we should provide the poor Carps and other river fish with an autonoous region or homeland. They have been repressed alot by humans and with the latest fatwa against them, it is the least we can do. Maybe we can help them establish a parliament and free democratic elections. Its time that they choose their fate and future [:D].



Harry -> RE: Clerics issue Fatwah against carp! (7/23/2007 8:39:04 AM)

Welcome back; what kept you away for so long????



Calm -> RE: Clerics issue Fatwah against carp! (7/23/2007 10:26:21 AM)

Oh Tigris good god where have you been, was it my after shave?

Well I've been here for months, and I was wondering about how tired harry looks lately, poor man needs a hand.  I meant a helping hand, not any other hand you one track brain people.

Dohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



YellowSunshine -> RE: Clerics issue Fatwah against carp! (7/23/2007 10:49:04 AM)

Calm this so very innocent woman got that one!  For SHAME!!! LOL here, must go to the bloody loo as I am NOT in the hospital where they take care of these issues for us.

For Crying Out Loud[sm=smiley23.gif], what is this newbie Dude talking about, Mr. RideUmCowboy (no insult my friend, we do play w/each other as life is pretty tough, "If We Couldn't Laugh We Would All Go Insane!") poaa? 

Could it be, my version, (Since I have already emailed my Good Buddy IN Charge already he may laugh?) Piss On American Administration?  Harry, Tigris can I write this? 

Maybe he simply meant pier, or something to that effect, perhaps I am reading too deeply into this.  Sigh, my bloody brain, overx...  Thank GOD!!!

Of Course since I am CRAZY, i am sure it is ok?

me



Lion of Babylon -> RE: Clerics issue Fatwah against carp! (7/23/2007 12:17:34 PM)

Dudes and dudets. The moderator Gods have reunited. Peace and harmony is returned to the land of Iraq4you. Irrelevant posts and thread spoilers will be banished. Guilty parties will be punished and peace and harmony restored. I've only ever seen your name on the moderators list but welcome back bro. [:D]



Calm -> RE: Clerics issue Fatwah against carp! (7/23/2007 2:07:06 PM)

Moth balls didn't work this time. and the red carpet is in a bad shape to put out for you Tigris, maybe next time when you do another disappearing act, and come back to the land of the living.

Talking about fish, which water do they use in the fish farms in Iraq? does anyone know?

I am praying here its sparkling natural water, with no flavours.



YellowSunshine -> RE: Clerics issue Fatwah against carp! (7/23/2007 2:15:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lion of Babylon

Dudes and dudets. The moderator Gods have reunited. Peace and harmony is returned to the land of Iraq4you. Irrelevant posts and thread spoilers will be banished. Guilty parties will be punished and peace and harmony restored. I've only ever seen your name on the moderators list but welcome back bro. [:D]


[&o][:(]i hardly know tigris and i have been pretty busy here, does this mean no more fun? or MORE fun. 
me



YellowSunshine -> RE: Clerics issue Fatwah against carp! (7/23/2007 2:18:24 PM)

[:)]Dude, CALM, watched this interesting film bout water.  What the Bleep do we know.
Quantam Physics and all that stuff.  Fascinating.  spelling?  oh well...
[8|]



RideUmCowboy -> RE: Clerics issue Fatwah against carp! (7/23/2007 9:21:07 PM)

i doubt no about eatin carp.  i think toes fishe eat the botom of the ribers?  am i write on this one?  when i was litle kiddo we wached the beverle hilbille on tv.  maybe toes peple eat carp?  i memeber thay ate posim anyways.  loked pritty good to me the wae thay coked em.  may bee somone kin help me with the ricipe for posim or carp?

natnal geograpic has a show abot monkies tonigt, i have to wach it now.
bye
for now.



zimzim -> RE: Clerics issue Fatwah against carp! (7/24/2007 6:02:38 AM)

This forum is getting too weird!!! [sm=smiley22.gif][sm=smiley22.gif][sm=smiley29.gif][sm=smiley29.gif][sm=smiley5.gif]



FlyByBaghdad -> RE: Clerics issue Fatwah against carp! (7/24/2007 7:05:30 AM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D]this guy is from planet zooooooog indeed



YellowSunshine -> RE: Clerics issue Fatwah against carp! (7/24/2007 7:08:46 AM)

I agree, where r all these wierdo's coming from.  Oh, I forget, some of them are US.
Missed U Zimmer's.
How R U my good friend?
hugs
me



tigris81 -> RE: Clerics issue Fatwah against carp! (7/24/2007 7:13:43 AM)

 
Thanks Harry. Great to be back!. I have been on occaissions browsing through a few posts but I have been busy with work lately and been travelling around alot and my net access has been limited which has kept me away but its all sorted now.
Hope you are doing fine.



YellowSunshine -> RE: Clerics issue Fatwah against carp! (7/24/2007 8:15:04 AM)

Tigris, since u R a moderator to this forum I DO hope u will stick around for awhile.  I have an extra computer u can use, but it needs work.  If u need one.  Had my own issues, but all sorted as r yours.  Thank God!
Yeppers, Mr. Harry, he needs help with some of these folks that r coming out of the closet.





Calm -> RE: Clerics issue Fatwah against carp! (7/24/2007 11:07:11 AM)

In reply to Zimo

Whats weird about it? tell me please. 

Sometimes reality is heart breaking, the news from Iraq is awful, the worries, the pain, the whole senario.  I am 54, good god |I am getting old, I never ever thought I will see my country being torn apart like it is today, and by its own people.  I never thought I will see suicide bombers, this is all new, its the fashion.  Killing another being became as meaningless as lighting a match stick, even the animals in Iraq are escaping, less birds flying, less wild animals.
Our children are used and sacrificed by the name of religion, what religion? what religion in the name of god allow that? 
So when we joke and laugh and pull each others leg, its done as a mean of escape from reality for few minutes.  A smile on the face might help someone mentally.
It is by far the best site I come across.  Harry, Tigris, and the rest of the team are doing a brilliant job.  ( Harry I will send you my banks details to put the money in for me.)
It has been fun Zimzim and god bless you wherever you are. 



YellowSunshine -> RE: Clerics issue Fatwah against carp! (7/24/2007 12:03:20 PM)

harry, i have no bank, can u open one for me pls Uncle Harry?  i have no $ and the phone co. is due to shut me up the 28th/true story.  pls uncle harry help me.  LOL!  oh true story about the funds, but is only paper.
me



Harry -> RE: Clerics issue Fatwah against carp! (7/24/2007 3:21:24 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: YellowSunshine

harry, i have no bank, can u open one for me pls Uncle Harry?  i have no $ and the phone co. is due to shut me up the 28th/true story.  pls uncle harry help me.  LOL!  oh true story about the funds, but is only paper.
me



Which company provides your phone service? All you have to do is send the a Photo of GWB in a Cowboy suit.



tigris81 -> RE: Clerics issue Fatwah against carp! (7/24/2007 5:03:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: YellowSunshine

Tigris, since u R a moderator to this forum I DO hope u will stick around for awhile.  I have an extra computer u can use, but it needs work.  If u need one.  Had my own issues, but all sorted as r yours.  Thank God!
Yeppers, Mr. Harry, he needs help with some of these folks that r coming out of the closet.


Thanks for the offer Yellow. Harry sure has done a wonderful job (as always) but yup I am back in action and together we'll both 'smoke em out', in the words of George W Bush, for those that come out of the dark closet. 



Calm -> RE: Clerics issue Fatwah against carp! (7/24/2007 5:31:27 PM)

Oh dear

I better behave now damn...damn....damn
I better watch my tail...smoking!



RideUmCowboy -> RE: Clerics issue Fatwah against carp! (7/25/2007 8:18:39 AM)

[sm=smiley10.gif]hary tigerus i like des prity happe thinks i kin put on hear.  dey r cuteee p eyes!

i half dopted a babe monkey n i thin dis is is a good way to practis the book i jus got read named How to Wind Friends In flewants peple.  maybee the Predents in da world knead dis book?

i hab bin workin on recepees for posim n carp.  i done pict up a posim on dah road, i runed ober it on acident, i bring him home, thinkin he was dead, him was stil movin. i read on dah intrnet dat deese thinks do dat.  they aint realee dead thee just trending toe.  but he did fool me!  magine dat!  so i poot him in dah pot of bolin woter.  den he kwuit movin around.

put in dah carp 2.  smelt it, not berry good smelt yet.  pughhhhiey!  stinke poop.  den i put in 2 onyums n some taters 2.  beta den.  put in a berry big bag of um pees.  loked good and den it smelt good 2!  way beta now.  i thin dis is a good recepee.  vat do u peple thin on dis 1?

have to leaf and da lites won't work agin.  so eben doe i no that lectricite is problems i mus goe now.  so dah lites r on and no body is home.  agan.

hab a good dae!









RideUmCowboy -> RE: Clerics issue Fatwah against carp! (7/25/2007 8:29:24 AM)

oh, i hab named dah moneykey jefro bodene.  do yah thin dis is a good 1?  it **** from dah beverle hilbiles showed!



Harry -> RE: Clerics issue Fatwah against carp! (7/25/2007 10:31:49 AM)

Did we open a door to the twilight zone[&:], or the fish did to punish us? !!!!![sm=smiley15.gif][sm=smiley15.gif][sm=smiley15.gif]



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